Saturday, January 1, 2011

Behold year 2010

Another year gone by leaving behind the scam of the scamsters, the bum of PAM, the tiiter tatter of the Dolly “teri ma ki “ Bindra, the cham cham of the Munnis, the aila Sachin ki ailagiri, the magic of the Indian athletes, the filthy yet quite applaudable CWG, the Nitish kumar farting blatantly at the face of Lallu Prasad Yadav, the Hiss(not the pee wala hisss) of the Mallika, the Nityanand babas MMS(Maha maha scandal), the Sonia ki blu turbanwala turbanator doing a balle balle with some of the taap leaders of the world(Kyun ki OB mama ke G***d me fire brigade pani ke jaga mirchi powder daal diya tha), the Dabang gai of Salman(kamal karte ho Salman ji), the broad mouthed without any reason laughing Sonam and the Kingfisher coloured without any reason showing her abs Deepika gifting a pack of condoms to Ranbir, the mujhse shadi karogi Sania, the Tiger coming out of the Woods naked, the leaked cables of Wkileaks catapulting the world history and the list goes on and on but there are certain other things that gets repeated yr after year namely………………………………......

the losing streak of Sania Shoaib Mirza, the bhery bhery bad prOnauncciation of Phinance Meeneester Pronob babu, the Buddha-Mamta game of snake and ladders(legend has it that once Buddho went to the loo somewhere near Singur, Mamta just reached in time and cut short the water supply of the loo, her demand 600 acre do fir apna dho lo) , the Casual Rape in Delhi, the Maoist Marxist battle, the god only knows why he is acting Abhishek Bachan, the Ramgopal verma’s “only he watches” type films, Sonia’s Italian Hindi and of course the ever silent and accepting Mango People-----yes guys the Hum log. You do a rewind a fast fwd its all the same.

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